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GOD IS BUSY RIGHT NOW!

Postby HookUp » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:18 pm

A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 min."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid sheat and act like an idiot. So He sent me."

The classroom erupted in cheers!

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Re: GOD IS BUSY RIGHT NOW!

Postby WhiteWolf » Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:44 pm

:lol: :D :lol:
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Re: GOD IS BUSY RIGHT NOW!

Postby leo » Tue Jun 19, 2012 9:17 pm

I guess the christian thing to do is to punch in the face people who don't believe in god. I am not sure that is what JC himself would suggest.

Oh, and reinforcing the stereotype of the brawling Marine doesn't help either.

My sense of humor dissipates quickly whenever I come across this kind of crassness.
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Re: GOD IS BUSY RIGHT NOW!

Postby vakayakangler » Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:46 am

The JOKE is a classic, has been around for years, and I still think it's funny.
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Re: GOD IS BUSY RIGHT NOW!

Postby HookUp » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:28 am

leo wrote:I am not sure that is what JC himself would suggest.
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Agree. JC wouldn't suggest that action, but we're talking about Uncle Sam's Misguided Children here.

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Re: GOD IS BUSY RIGHT NOW!

Postby jfrancho » Wed Jun 20, 2012 9:42 am

I was taught that God was omnipotent and omnipresent. He's NEVER so busy to overlook ANYONE. I've heard the story before. It's both funny and dumb. It doesn't really inspire me at all.
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