DEER - Warning, Questionable Content

[yak_n_mike]

When I see a dead deer on the side of the road I drive home, change into santa suit and get a ride back to the dead deer and stand with my thumb out. When someone stops tell em your ride just broke down.

That was you? Sorry I didn't stop and pick you up, but I'm still kinda bitter about not getting a radio flyer in 68, the bicycle in 72, the disco ball I got in 79 (WTH was that for), the redhead I didn't get in 08. I guess I just gotta let some things go.

[devildog4329]

Thats a good one. PETA would have a field day with it though. Vegitarian = old indian word for bad hunter.

[vakayakangler]

When we see dead deer on the side of the road we inwardly applaud, and cringe. The Festiva I dinged in 1994, totalled in 1996, the Mazda B4000 they clipped in 2004.. and all the heart failures they have given me. They are soooooo cute eating Tina's roses at 2am, or stripping the bark from the dang trees we planted the previous spring.

We didn't have a deer problem when we still had our Shepherd... the deer trembled when she stepped out the door and she was faster than a speeding bullet. The new boxer puppy just wants to play, and if they snort... he runs back to the house and wants to be let back in because they were mean to him.

[GlockGuy]

When I see a dead deer on the side of the road I drive home, change into santa suit and get a ride back to the dead deer and stand with my thumb out. When someone stops tell em your ride just broke down.

That's BRILLIANT!

[mcca78]

LMAOOO dont know whats funnier the pic with the get well wishes or the santa joke!!

[GlockGuy]

LMAOOO dont know whats funnier the pic with the get well wishes or the santa joke!!

I'm going with the ever-growing Santa aspects...

[DT]

When I see a dead deer on the side of the road I drive home...

warm the grill, grab a couple knives, and go get those backstraps. *Freshies Only*

I laughed at the original pic, but road kills, right situation & time of year, have put many a meals on tables where I come from...just sayin'

[devildog4329]

I have wacked a couple over the years with my rides and they have all had things removed, tenderloins or antlers. Sometimes both. It makes great jerky!

[c_thomas01]

Thats funny