If this doesn't make you poop your pants...

[TheBassWhisperer]

Bet you you'd see me get that yak up on plane if that thing were behind me

[bladezx2]

Wonder why the shark picked the big blue seal instead of the nice white one with black fins....Perhaps the other guy looked to much like a killer whale and it made the shark nervous...


If that had been me, the boat would have needed scuppers for the amount I'd pee myself.

[Hanover_Yakker]

Perhaps they should start making kayak paddles with integrated Ginsu Knife blades to serve as self defense weapons for this very scenario

[vakayakangler]

And everytime the paddle hits the water, the Great White thinks it's a seals flippers swimming. The guy on the SUP is in the "crouched ready to do something, but not quite sure what to do" position.

Reminds me of the outrun the bear joke.

SINK guy doesn't have to out paddle the shark, just paddle at the SUP dude and then out paddle HIM to shore.

"I don't understand why people get eaten by sharks? All you have to do is listen for the music."

I love that joke.

Or the scuba joke.
What's that big ol dive knife for?
Sharks....
You gonna fight a big shark with that knife? Good luck.
Nope, If that big shark moves in, I'm gonna gut YOU with it.

[CrX970]

And everytime the paddle hits the water, the Great White thinks it's a seals flippers swimming. The guy on the SUP is in the "crouched ready to do something, but not quite sure what to do" position.

Reminds me of the outrun the bear joke.

SINK guy doesn't have to out paddle the shark, just paddle at the SUP dude and then out paddle HIM to shore.

"I don't understand why people get eaten by sharks? All you have to do is listen for the music."

I love that joke.

Or the scuba joke.
What's that big ol dive knife for?
Sharks....
You gonna fight a big shark with that knife? Good luck.
Nope, If that big shark moves in, I'm gonna gut YOU with it.

That's pretty good